5 S O S
Calum: hey guys
Michael: HOW ARE YOU BEING SO CALM ASAIN BOY?!
Calum: FOR FUCKS SAKE IM NOT FUCKING ASAIN! I EVEN HAVE A SHIRT TO PROVE IT!
Luke: guys... It's 4am. What is going on?
Ashton: DON'T FUCKING SWEAR!
Michael: YOU JUST DID
Calum: sorry, ashy...
Ashton: Michael Gordon Clifford. SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I COME TO YOUR ROOM!
Michael: and what are you going to do when you get to my room?
Ashton: don't make this sexual young man.
Luke: okay, I'm confused. What is going on?!
Michael: THERES NO MORE FOOD LEFT!
Luke: Mikey, we're in a hotel. Just call room service or something. Plus, why are you texting us, we're right across the hall from you and Calum.
Calum: my point exactly.
Michael: well I'm lazy AF, so can't you do it, Luke?
Ashton: you said it, not me.
Calum: HOW ABOUT WE ALL GO AND GET PIZZA!
Michael: HOW ABOUT WE JUST GET IT DELIVERED?!
Ashton: HOW ABOUT WE ALL GO TO SLEEP?!
Luke: welp, someone's grumpy.
Ashton: and I've got to play drums tomorrow.
Calum: it's alright, ash, I'll play them for you.
Ashton: IF I SEE YOU BEEN TOUCHING MY DRUMS MUTHAFUCKA IMMA BRING THE FIRE AND BEAT YO ASS
Calum: ... Okay...
Luke: well, is that it?
Michael: NO IM DYING OF STARVATION!
Ashton: Michael... GO TO SLEEP!
Ashton has left the conversation.
Calum: night guys. Do you want to cuddle, Mikey?
Michael: yes... Bc I'm upset.
Calum: it's okay, I'll get you food tomorrow, k?
Luke: okay, bye you two.
Luke has left the conversation.
Calum: wanna order that pizza?
Michael: FUCK YES!
Calum has left the conversation.
Michael has left the conversation.