Ashton: alright, we need to have a band meeting
Luke: but your band sucks
Michael: shut up Hemmings
Ashton: guys not now, this is serious. Where's Cal?
Calum: I'm here now, sorry I was hanging out with Nigel
Ashton: ok, band meeting begins
Michael: finally, took you long enough
Calum: what's going on. What's this meeting about?
Michael: no you idiot, he means me obviously
Calum: guys... I'm pretty sure it's me
Michael: I'm sorry cal, I can't hear you over the size of your ego
Ashton: GUYS! THIS IS ABOUT CALUM!
Calum: see Mikey 😏
Calum: anyways what was it you had to say Ash?
Ashton: it's about the snapchat
Calum: dude, we've already said we won't talk about it anymore 😔
Ashton: no, I meant the one with the cigarette in your hand.
Calum: ... Oh
Luke: yeah, are you alright bro
Michael: we're a bit worried about your health
Calum: no, I just get stressed sometimes. I'm fine
Ashton: just remember that your health comes first big guy
Calum: yeah. Sorry if I got you guys worried
Michael: we love you
Calum: love you guys too
Calum: even if your band does suck