Ashton: liam how could you
Michael: I KNOW AND TOMORROW IS THE BAND'S 6TH YEAR ANNIVERSARY OH GOD HELP ME I HAVE FALLEN AND CANNOT GET UP
Calum: my lima bean...
Luke: Man, they promised their fans, I can already feel their anger from the couch
Michael: DAMN RIGHT YOU CAN
Calum: I can't believe it tho, Niall and Louis promised it would just be a break... :(
Calum: No, don't do that to me, Hemmings
Michael: normally I would tell you to shut up, but I can't because I'm too emotionally destroyed.
Calum: awww, don't be sad mikey
Ashton: Yeah, we can still meet up with them and see them now and then
Michael: true... Oh, look what I found Cal
Calum: Mikey, dont do that to me
Calum: Michael Gordon Clifford
Michael: Okay, I'll stop
Michael: Wait, one more
Calum: I hATE YOU
Michael: no, you hate the internet
Calum has left the conversation
Michael: seems like we're all very sad about One Direction today...
Ashton: you know what? I think we need to hang out with the boys soon
Luke: BUT WHAT ABOUT ZAYN? WHAT ABOUT LOUIS AND HIS BABY? WHAT ABOUT HARRY AND HIS MOVIE? WHAT ABOUT LIAM AND HIS NEW CONTRACT?
Ashton: well, seems like you needed to let that out, huh?
Michael: you didn't say anything about Niall... Oh wait
Ashton: are you on tumblr?
Michael: ... no
Luke: I'm going to go and cuddle with Calum
Luke has left the conversation
Michael: NO! IT'S ALWAYS YOU AND CALUM! WHAT ABOUT ME?!
Ashton: you don't like us cuddling you
Michael: *i only like cuddling calum cuz he's good at it
Ashton has left the conversation
Michael: Well, here i am...
Michael: all alone
Michael: crying over Liam James Payne
Calum: come here and cuddle with us
Michael: wait who filmed that?
Michael: I'm coming