I saw t-them..
I was drunk a-and I was just roaming
around and started walking into the
Then I realized where I was at and I was
Shocked that I even went out there.
T-then one big critter came towards me.
It had a deer's head with antlers a-and
a big body.
Then u-uh, two racoons came out from
I swear, I felt like I was bein' surrounded by
these damn critters.
I was frozen for a second, b-but I came
to my senses and screamed like a girl and
ran like my life depended on it, and it did!
Once I started runnin' all hell broke loose and
they started making noises and I heard hooves
tudderin' on the ground.
I wanted to look back if they were chasin' me,
but I told myself not to.
Then an owl came out of nowhere from the sky
and scratched me on the cheek!
You think a branch whacked me in the face!?!
You think I'm lyin' and makin' this bullshit up!!
I would never do that!
How dare you!
Fine then, if you don't believe me, I want you
to go out at night, into the damn forest and see
I know what I saw with my own two eye!
I never make something like that up!
Man, now you just pissed me off, go on, I
don't wanna see yo face until tomorrow.
And I hope you have the same look on my face
once you see the critters.
And once you do, Ima punch right in the jaw for
I can't believe he just told me to leave! Of course I wasn't goin' to believe him, that was some whacka-manny story I have ever heard my my life! Now I'm pissed off! And I WILL go into the woods tonight. There ain't no damn critters out there! They just animals that hang out at night as usual! They ain't crazy, no dumb witch put a spell on 'em. They just wild animals that like to hang out with their buddies, that's all. And they ain't gone mess with me when I do go out there! I'm out!
That was short I bet. I've been busy with school lately and traveling soccer, I've been trying to find some time to update on my stories, but today I found some time, whoo-hoo! Hopefully tomorrow I'll be able to as well, because I have nothing going on tomorrow. Was that good? I hope it was. I'm really tired guys. Whacka-manny is something my parents or aunts and uncles say when I say something that doesn't make sense or isn't true lol. So I thought it would be good to use in the story since this is more of a country story and my parents are kind of country. Goodnight, maybe I'll update tomorrow! Like, comment? Byeee!