Harry Potter Truth or Dare

My name is Ashlyn, and I've kidnapped several characters from the Harry Potter fandom. I'm keeping them captive in my basement, and forcing them to play Truth or Dare with me. I'm going to be making up the truths and dares, but I'll put in any truths or dares that you comment.


1. Chapter One

A/N: If you haven't read or seen Hunger Games, don't read this chapter, as there are major spoilers. On second thought, just start skipping right after Go watch Hunger Games until Okay, stop now, I haven't seen three.

Me: (Walks into room) Wake up, people! We're going to have some fun!

Ron,Hermione,entire Weasley family, Harry, James, Lily, Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Snape, the Malfoys, Neville, Luna, Bellatrix, and Voldemort: (Wake up, look around groggily.)

Me: (Turns to readers) Welcome to Harry Potter Truth or Dare, run by me, Ashlyn! 

Readers: (Cheer loudly)

Me: (Bows) Thank you, thank you. Anyway, here's how this works. Either you comment truths and dares, or I'll invent some. All your truths and dares will be put in, as long as they're appropriate for ages newborn to dead. Now, let's begin, shall we?

Ron: Who is she talking to?"

Luna: The readers, obviously. We're in a book. Didn't you know?

Me: Yes, Luna, we're in a book, and the readers and I control your fate!

Neville: Yeah, that's creepy. 

Me: No, it's not! I'm not! I'm completely normal! Also, I forgot to tell you. If you get a truth, you have to drink Veritaserum.

Draco: I will not.

Me: You will so.

Draco: No I won't.

Me: Yes you will.

Hermione: That's illegal.

Me: (snickers) not anymore.

Hermione: What does that mean?

Me: It means you have to hand over your wands.

Everyone: (pales)

Me: Also, I appointed myself as minister of magic.

Hermione: What about Scrimigour, Fudge, and Kingsley?

Me: one dead, one sacked, and you don't want to know where I put Kingsley.

Ginny: Where did you put him?

Me: Down a toilet.

Bill: One of the Ministry ones?

Me: Sure...

Everyone: ... ... ... ...

Arther: Um, will he be alright?

Me: Yeah, lets go with that.

Charlie: You should be arrested.

Me: No, because now what I'm doing is completely legal. Tons of people are doing it. Now, here are the truths and dares. Luna, truth or dare?

Luna: Um, dare.

Me: ooohhh.... Okay, I dare you to watch Hunger Games.

Luna: Okay. (walks off towards a tv I poofed there.)

One hour later


Another hour later


Two hours later

Luna: That mist was disgusting. Wow! That's a cool excape plan! I didn't like Joanna, though.

Me: Okay, are you finished with two?

Luna: yes.

Me: Okay, stop. I haven't seen three.

Luna: But I have to know what happens next!
Me: Yeah, deal with it until I see three.
Luna: Fine. :(
Me: Okay, Draco, truth or dare.
Draco: Truth.
Me: Drink Veritaserum.
Draco: *drinks Veritaserum*
Me: What do you think of Hermione?
Draco: She's really pretty, and nice, and smart, and awesome, and I've liked her ever since she punched me in the nose in third year.
Harry: Okay, I have a question for Ashlyn.
Me: Okay, shoot.
Harry: How are my parents, Snape, Sirius, Lupin, Tonks, Bellatrix, and Voldemort here? They're all dead.
Me: Magic, duh.
Harry: Alrighty then.
​Me: Okay, readers, that's all for this chapter. I will see you all later! Bye!

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