Me: *Walks into room and turns to readers* Okay, people, I need some comments. I'm not good at coming up with ideas for truths and dares, so if you could please comment so I have something to write that would be great.
Ron: When are you gonna bring You-Know-Who back?
Me: Okay, first of all, Ronald, watch your grammar. "Gonna" is not a word. You have to say "going to". Also, his name is *raises voice to shout* VOLDEMORT!!!!
Everyone except Harry, Voldemort, Bellatrix, Sirius and Remus: *winces*
Me: Right, well, I'm gonna go get Voldy out of Azkaban. BRB.
Thirty Minutes Later-----
Me: I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, GET BACK INTO THE BASEMENT!
Voldemort: *comes flying headfirst down the stairs, bumping on every step, and coming to rest in front of Ron, who screams and runs away*
Me: Man up, Ronald. Harry, truth or dare.
Harry : *looks terrified* Umm... dare.
Me: Aww, I had a really good truth. Okay, I dare you to kiss Hermione in front of Ron. *turns to readers* Only the person who gets the dare can hear what I tell them to do, so Ron and Hermione don't know this is a dare. Oh, and Hermione's still mad at Ron. I should probably fix that... *turns to Hermione* Hermione, when Ron said all that stuff to you, it was just because I forced him to. So, stop being mad at him and be lovebirds agains.
Hermione: Oh, ok. Sorry, Ron.
Ron: I'm sorry, too. I wouldn't have, but she's a creep who wants to destroy our lives.
Me: Yep, that pretty much sums it up.
Everyone: *Takes a step backwards*\
Me: Cowards. Okay, Harry, go.
Harry: *Kisses Hermione*
Ron: *mouth drops to the floor* Oi! Get away from her! *walks up and punches Harry*
Harry: *punches Ron and continues to kiss Hermione*
Ron and Harry: *End up in a fist fight, with people on different sides*
Me: GO HARRY! I mean... Okay, break it u, break it up! *Turns to readers* Okay, I'm sorry, but I have to fix this. See you guys tomorrow. Ginny, send us off.
Ginny: FIGHT FIGHT FI- wait, what did you just ask me to do?
Me: Send us off.
Ginny: Oh, right. *turns to readers* Okay, well, today was interesting, but now we have to stop my brother and boyfriend from killing each other. So, see you tomorrow! Bye, guys! *Turns back to fight* COME ON, MAKE HIM HURT, HARRY!