We'll All Go Together When We Go

Davis is a gay satire song writer. Jack and Leanne are hopelessly in love. Martin has just broken up with Agnes. Mel is new and single and perfect for Martin. As Davis, Jack, Leanne, Martin and Mel enter year their final year of school, none of them expect World War Three to erupt around them. I should probably say that this is a satire musical and if you are easily offended then you should probably leave the internet now. The songs used were written by Tom Lehrer who is a genius. As I am British, I have adapted some of the U.S lyrics for U.K lyrics. I have also updated some of the songs to reflect the society we live in. I have included videos of the original songs at the end of each song.


9. Scene 9

(Jack and Leanne are kissing intensely. The others have fallen asleep.)

Leanne: Jack?

Jack: Mm?

Leanne: Do you love me?

Jack: What?!

Leanne: Do you love me?

Jack: Of course I do. What sort of question is that?

Leanne: Will you love me forever?

Jack: Since I still appreciate you,
Let's find love while we may.
Because I know I'll hate you
When you are old and gray.

Leanne: So say you love me here and now,
I'll make the most of that.
Say you love and trust me,
For I know you'll disgust me
When you're old and getting fat.

An awful debility,
A lessened utility,
A loss of mobility
Is a strong possibility.

Jack: In all probability
I'll lose my virility
And you your fertility
And desirability,
Leanne: And this liability
Of total sterility
Will lead to hostility
Jack: And a sense of futility,
Leanne: So let's act with agility
While we still have facility,
For we'll soon reach senility
And lose the ability.

Jack: Your teeth will start to go, dear,
Your waist will start to spread.
In twenty years or so, dear,
I'll wish that you were dead.

Both: I'll never love you then at all
The way I do today.
So please remember,
When I leave in December,
I told you so in May.





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