T W O W E E K S L A T E R
"Okay Luke Now Sit down"Calum said.
"What Why?"He asked, Sitting in the chair.
They handcuffed him to the chair and put a blindfold on him.
"Dude let me out"He struggled.
"The birthday boy's getting a surprise"Michael laughed, The whole crowd cheered.
Calum sat on Luke's Lap and tried to give him a lap dance but it was too funny.The crowd cheered and laughed when he did that.He got up.Michael signaled me to come out.I walked out and the crowd cheered louder.I have gotten to know Luke's fans since i've been on tour.I just got here today because i didn't want Luke to see me before now.I sat on Luke's lap and started moving around.I felt a bulge.I bit my Lip trying not to laugh.The crowd cheered even louder.
"Please tell me this is not one of you guys"He said.
"It's A girl that you've gotten to know on tour and you told us you liked her"Calum smiled.
I got up.They took the handcuffs off but held his hands behind his back.
"What? I don't Like any girl"He said.
I took Luke's Mic off the stand.
"Not Even your girlfriend?"I asked.
Luke Ripped his grip out of Ashton's hands and took off the blindfold.He started crying the ran up to me.He hugged me and I hugged back, Tight.
"I love you"He cried.
"I love you, too".
He kissed me and I kissed back.They cheered louder.Someone threw something.I pulled away and bend down.I looked at it.It was a condom, Large.
"This one's a size too small"I laughed into the mic.
They all laughed.Luke blushed then took it and threw it at Michael.
Michael picked it up.
"Large, Thank you"He smiled.
"Luke you have a boner"Calum laughed.
I looked down.Woah.I got in front of him to Hide it.The crowd laughed and ohhed.
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"I'm so glad you decided to come back on tour with us"Luke said as we sat down in a booth.The guys sat down.
"Me too"I said.
"Hi I'm Crystal I'll be your waiter this evening"She looked at us and froze.
"Hi Luke, Calum, Michael, Ashton"She chuckled nervously.
"Hey Chris-i mean Crystal"Calum fixed.
"Nice save"I said.
"I know"He stuck his tounge out and I stuck mine out too.
"Stop fighting, Gosh you two are children"Michael said.
"Says the ninja turtle"I came back with.
"Ohhh"The boys said.
"Alright that one was good"Michael laughed.
"So can i get you a drink?"She asked smiling at Luke and Tried showing as much as her chest as she could..
"Um...What do you want?"He asked me.
"Can I get 3 sprites, A coke, and a root beer?"He asked Crystal.
"She is so Rude!"Calum whispered.
The boys laughed.I came close to Luke's Ear.
"We can't have sex anymore, You're 18"I whispered.
"I'm not 18 yet, I'm 18 at 11:30 so we can still"He winked.
"If we do can you not be so rough like last time?".
"Baby, I told you, I'll be gentle".
"Okay, I trust you".
Crystal came back with 2 sprites, A coke, And a root beer.She handed them to all the boys and i didn't get one.Luke Chuckled nervously.
"Um...Can get another sprite?"Luke asked.
"Oh Yeah-"She looked at me in disgust."-Sure"She scoffed then was about to walk away but Luke stopped her.
"Actually, Can We get a manager?".
"Because i don't really enjoy people ignoring the people I love, Can i get a manager?".
The Manager Came.
"Hi, Yes Is there a problem?".
Luke took my hand and we all walked out of the booth.
"Yes, The Waitress was completely ignoring my Wife and I don't think it's inappropriate that she's trying to show off her lady parts in front of me".
"I'm sorry sir, We'll give you a refund On you admission"He apologized.
Did Luke just call me his Wife?