“It can’t be any harder than what I was doing before John; I was rushed around like a blue arsed fly and had a right shit for a boss.’
Aren’t they all John laughed.’
“At least I will be working for myself this time.’
“Maggie is going to cook some of the meals we all love to eat.’
“We are going to do an all day breakfast and mince and dumplings, pan haggerty, leek puddings, Beef Stew, chicken casserole and broth in the winter months.’
Sounds very nice; we you be doing Sunday Lunches as well cause Sally can’t cook for shit.’ Don’t tell her though; I’ve been going to my mother’s for my dinner for years now.’
“Hahaha laughed Steve out loud.’
“Well Maggie makes the best Sunday lunch you ever tasted, with thick slices of Roast beef, Yorkshire Puddings, Roasted potatoes and all the trimmings.
Shut up will you I’ve only had a tin of Tyne Brand mince on mashed potato for my tea.
“Let me know when you are up and running will you Steve we will come down with the kids; my mother is getting on now and it would be nice to give her a day off.’
No problem I will get your number off Bobby; and tell all of you friends.
“I know Simon will definitely come as he lives on his own.’
“If you get some fliers made I will pass them out at work. I can’t be the only husband who‘s wife can’t cook.’
They drove past the fox hunters then turned left past the Cannon Cinema then turned right they drove into the village and stopped outside of the Black Bull.
“See you tomorrow Bobby, thanks for the lift.’
Steve went inside and the door closed behind him.
“Right then lets go to Fitzgerald’s but first I want to know all about Heather.
Christ Bobby what a wild one she is; she was into bondage you know I thought I wasn’t going to get out of her house. she had me all tied up on the bloody bed with hand cuffs while she had all this leather gear on. She scared the living shit out of me when she brought a bloody whip out and was lashing my arse with it.’
“Did you leave then when she untied you?’
“Are you kiddin’ I stayed and I got my own back on her.’
“The thing was she loved it; she wants me to buy some leather gear and make it a regular thing.’
“Are you going to?’
“What do you think; I’m getting the best sex I’ve had in years.’
“It beats missionary any day of the week.’
“Who would have thought it my mate into bondage?’
“I wasn’t but I am now.’
“Why don’t you introduce Sally to it?’
“Are you kiddin’ me she would kick the shit out of me for even mentioning it?’
“I mean just tell her that you want to try something different and just try blind folds
At first; then introduce some gentle bondage with a bit of slap and tickle. You never know; that’s maybe what she has been hoping for.’
You have nothing to lose have you; if it isn’t for her ask her what is; there are all kinds of ways to enjoy sex you know.’
“Good tip mate thanks.’
They turned onto Hillhead’s Road then drove past the ice rink
And the school on the right before taking a left turn into Whitley Bay Town centre.