“No it isn’t; it yours.’
“Actually it’s my round; same again lads.’
The girls finished to a round of applause, Whistles and shouts of “Get your kit off”
Booby ordered the drinks and again it was him who got the attention from the young girl behind the bar.’
“I tell you what next bloody week I’m gannin’ oot wi a cowboy suit on and a pair of boots said John.’
“Simon laughed then said John even with cowboy suit you couldn’t pull a bird.’
“Aye and the only thing you’ll be pulling tonight is your little dick that’s if you can find it.’
Now; now lads said Bobby no biting in the clinches.’
“Black box’s “Ride on Time” was being played as Bobby handed them their bottles.
“Everywhere you go the women flock to you Bobby.’
“I can’t help it can I, it’s not as if I go lookin for it is it?’
“I wish to hell I had women chasin’ after me.’
“You get sick of it after a while.’
“What,’ Bobby please tell me you’re kidding.’
“No I’m serious; every night no matter where I went women would be trying to get a piece of me.
“Yes and you was fightin’ them all off as well.’
“Had to, I wouldn’t have got to work otherwise.’
“The first time I went to Esbjerg I stayed in this hotel as I missed the ferry back. I checked in and then went to the room.’ Well five minutes later this girl called Adelena comes knocking at my door.
I open it and standing there was this Danish beauty she looked like and absolute angel. She was tall, blonde, blue eyed and slim and she had the best pair of breasts on a woman that you ever saw.’
“What did you do?’
“Well nothing really, she brought me clean bath towels.’
“She told me that her name was Adelena Neilsen and that her mother was called Signe.’
Her father was a trawler man and she said that he was away for five days on a fishing trip.’
Later during my dinner which her mother had cooked. I was sitting opposite Adelena and I felt something on my crotch. I picked up my napkin and placed it over my embarrassing bulge in my pants. Signe spoke very little English but Adelena could speak good English and interpreted for her mother.
“He mother asked if I was enjoying my food in Danish.’
The food is delicious tell you mother I asked Adelena to translate.’
Adelena carried on talking and massaging my crotch as she spoke to her mother.
I had to push her foot away as I was bursting out of my Jeans. Any way later that night there was another knock on my door and I opened it; there stood Adelena in her night robe carrying a tray with a mug of tea on it and some Danish pastries.
“I thought that you might be hungry so I brought you these up and a mug of tea.’
She set the tea down on the table. She no sooner had put the tray on the table when she undid her robe and let it fall to the floor and stood there naked before me. I tell you now she had the most beautiful body on a woman that I’d ever seen. She was so tanned and her golden hair hung down to the middle of her back.
“We make love now and then you can eat supper said Adelena.’