"Paps, are you... dating Mettaton?" "Er, yes?" "Bro, how long has this been going on? I thought you two were like, best friends." "He... Well I kinda had a crush on him that whole time and-" I stopped myself, "Wait, Sans, you don't care that I'm gay?" "Uh no? Why would I?" "Well I don't know I just thought-" "Look, bro, bro, I literally do not give a single fuck what your sexuality is, I just wanna know, why Mettaton?" I sighed, "It's a long story." "I'm not goin' anywhere." "Well I always kinda liked him and-" "Kinda?" "Alright I really liked him!" I yelled blushing, "Now stop interrupting me," "Ok" "Well anyway he was going through some stuff-" "What kind of stuff?" I was going to yell at him, but it was actually a good question. "Well he keeps talking about the humans insulting his body, like calling him a girl, saying he looks too much like a girl, or just calling him a slut because of the way he dresses. And he keeps asking if I think they're right it's... I've never seen him so upset and insecure..." "Woah" "Yeah, I know." "You should tell Alphys about all of this, maybe she can figure it out?"
I walked into Alphys and Undyne's house, that was basically a mix between the Lab and Undyne's old house. "Alphys!~" I yelled. "Mettaton, I'm right here." she said, looking up from her laptop. "I have good news!" She looked at my sweater, "Uh, you went shopping?" "Alphys, darling, if I had gone shopping, I'd have much more than just a new sweater." "Well then what's your news?" "I have a boyfriend!" A door slammed open upstairs, "WHAT!?" it was Undyne. She ran downstairs. "WHo is it!?" Undyne demanded. "It's Papyr-" "Oh my god! I knew it!" she turned to Alphys, "You owe me 5G!" "You two made a bet!?" Undyne shrugged and Alphys nodded. "I chose Paps because if he's gay we get to be gay buddies..." Undyne blurted. "And who did you choose?" I said turning to Alphys. "Uh, nobody in particular, just uh not Papyrus..." Undyne laughed, "You liar!" she turned to me, "She chose Burgerpants!" "Uh, you mean my employee, who's
" Alphys shrugged. "Oh my god, you two." "Oh my god," Alphys said, "I just got a text from your boyfriend!" "You did?"
I know what this is, I should've just told them earlier. I'm such an idiot.
"Mettaton, oh my god... Are you okay?" "I-I" I looked at both of them, I was so embarrassed, "I'm so sorry, I should've told you about this earlier, I-I just..." Undyne held her fists up, "What humans did this! Who do I need to kill!?" "No really, I'm fine," I pulled back my sleeves to show the bandages, "I've got a really caring boyfriend." "
did that?" Undyne asked while Alphys fangirled in the backround. "Um, yeah" I said blushing, "He spent the whole time I was with him trying to make me feel better." "Aww, I told you they'd make a good couple!" Alphys finally sat down, "Yeah, you were right, but wait!" "What?" "Mettaton! If you didn't buy that sweater... did he give it to you?" I blushed, "He made it!" "Um, wHAT?!" Undyne screamed, "HE CAN KNIT THAT WELL AND HE DIDN'T TELL ME?" I shrugged. "OH MY GOD!" "Right, okay, I'm going to bed." I texted Papyrus a little before going to sleep. "Hey, Mettaton, this is a little awkward but, have you ever heard of dysphoria?" I looked it up, and oh my god.