9. Limerick Poems
The once was and old man, with a dog
That came with him to the bog
Oi get out!
But the dog stuck his mouth out, with a pout.
So the dog went out into the fog.
Cat & Bat
There once was a cat,
That dated a bat.
The relationship didn't go well,
Because the cat had to wear a bell.
So the cat dated a man called Pat.