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2. I Fucking despise puplic toilets

Now you may be thinking, what the fuck is this guy talking about, that is so stupid. I know it is stupid, but stupidity did not stop Sarah Palin, from becoming famous, or infamous, whatever, I do not care. Nevertheless, public toilets is a serious issue.

Now first off, let us address the elephant in the room: Fucking mobile toilets. Mobile toilets Is literally shit. If I had a choice between taking a shit in a mobile toilet and taking a shit in a dumpster, I would defiantly take a shit in the toilet, but don’t fucking look in the toilet, it is awfully disgusting. However if had the choice between having to take that disinfection stuff on my hands, and not washing them what so ever, I would not wash my hands, what so ever. Anyway, they could be good if there was just some more effort, put into the design of the toilet; it is so claustrophobic in there, but enough of my discrimination against toilets.

 

Now, if you been to a festival, there is probably a chance, that the festival actually have some nice toilets. Only problem is, there is always a line going through space and time. Many people waste their time on stupid shit like that.

 

Here the other day, I saw a sign down at the toilet, at the harbor. It said, and I quote, “this toilet is exclusively for the fishermen that visit this harbor, we kindly advise you to take the toilet at backlot of this building, and the sailors, deserves a bathroom just as much as you do” do note that the bathroom included a puplic shower

First off, why the fuck do we have to get the shit toilet, I am not saying they should have a shit toilet. I am just saying if you state in a public statement that equality, then why are we getting a shitty toilet? I am not saying we should have a shower or anything, but still could you not put the sign, at the showers that would be more understandable.

 

So to conclude I think there is a lot of hypocrisy going in the public toilet business. Basically the people who make toilet business are assholes. 

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