"Honey, get your ass off that couch and do something with your life" My mother yelled from the kitchen
"Fine" I said getting up, "I'll go to the park then"
I sat down on a bench and looked around, there were young couples and children everywhere, I sighed.
'God, it's like everyone's in a damn relationship' I thought as my phone buzzed
'So what's the plan for lunch?' It read
Jordan: Erm who is this?
?: Oh quit joking with me, it's not funny
Jordan: What are you talking about?
?: I'm serious.
Jordan: And I'm serious too, who are you?!
?: Wait, so this isn't Niall?
Jordan: No, it's not
?: I'm so sorry
Jordan: Damn right
?: Sassy, I like it
Jordan: Yeah, you just wish you were me, huh?
?: Nah, life's pretty great for me
Jordan: Oh yeah?
?: You'd be surprised
Jordan: Doubt it
?: Wanna bet?
?: Fine then
Jordan: Okey dokey, bye now
?: You can't just start a conversation and leave without telling me your name
Jordan: Yeah I can
?: Well that's not fair
Jordan: Well life's not fair so suck it
Jordan: Shut up
Jordan: I know it sounds wrong
?: Wait no
?: Don't go
'Ha, in your face' I laughed to myself
I looked around and it was starting to get dark, I got up and headed back toward my house
"Hey honey" My mum said as I closed the front door
"Hey" I said walking to the pantry
"Did you have fun?" She asked
"I guess" I mumbled, grabbing a bag of pretzels
"See, it's nice to get out of the house" She said smiling as I headed up the stairs
"Yep" I lied
"Goodnight!" My mum yelled
"Night!" I yelled back, closing my bedroom door
I jumped onto my bed and put my phone on it's charger
'Should I text that guy- or girl, again?' I thought for a bit, 'nah'
I opened the bag and stuffed a few pretzels in my mouth, I stared at my phone then I shut my eyes
'You are not going to text that person' I said to myself
I looked at the phone again
'Okay, you may, but for a bit' I thought as I reached for my phone
Jordan: Wow, you replied fast
Jordan: Awe, was somebody waiting for me?
?: Pfft, no
Jordan: Called it!
?: haha sure
Jordan: I did tho
?: I believe you
Jordan: okey dokey
?: So, are you gonna tell me your name or are you gonna leave me hanging?
Jordan: It's Jordan
Jordan: and before you ask, I'm a girl
Jordan: So, are you gonna tell me your name or are you gonna leave me hanging?
?: Haha, wow
?: Louis Tomlinson
Jordan: I can't tell if you're lying or not
Louis?: I'm not lying
Jordan: Prove it
Louis?: Ok, let's FaceTime
Jordan: 'no FaceTime, but the people wanna Skype me'
Louis?: Wow, just wow
Louis?: Okay, okay
Jordan: Don't tell me what to do, you're not my mummy
Louis?: Haha okay
Jordan: Skype name?
Jordan: Tell meh
Jordan: Ha! What even?
Louis?: Don't judge, Harry did it
jojomc: It's meeeee
louietommotman: and you made fun of my name? Really?
louietommotman: what does 'mc' stand for?
jojomc: McCyde, it's my last name
jojomc: Get it? 'mc' ?
louietommotman: yeah I got it
"Geez this takes forever to connect"
"Hey" Louis said running his fingers through his hair
"Shit. You're the real deal" I said, shocked
"And you doubted me" He said, pouting
'Damn he's so fine' I thought
"Don't drool too much babe" He said, winking
"I'm not drooling, especially not over you" I said crossing my arms
"That hurt" He laughed
"Harry's better" I lied
"The poster behind you begs to differ" Lou said laughing
"Shit, I thought I took it down yesterday" I said turning around but there was no poster
"Liar" I pouted
"I was only joking babe" He said smiling
'Fuck' I thought
"Hey, who are you talking to?" My older sister, Jenn, asked
"None of your business" I replied "Now be gone"
"No, is it a guy?" She squealed
"Mum! Jenn won't leave me alone!" I yelled
"Jenn, come down here, watch Tangled with your brother, sister, and I!" My mum yelled back and Jenn slowly walked away
"Ha!" I said as she slammed the door
I looked down at Louie to see he was messing with his sweatpants
"Bored?" I asked
"No" He replied looking at me
"Then what's wrong?" I asked
"Nothing" He said, fake smiling
"No, tell me what's bugging you" I said and he sighed
"It's just, you're really beautiful, funny, kind, and sassy but we'll probably never meet in person"
"Don't worry, Louis, I'm almost positive we'll see each other in person" I said smiling
"But what if I never get to hold you in my arms?!" He blurted out then his eyes widened
I giggled and he started turning red then he hung up
Louis: Sorry about hanging up on you, I just got really embarrassed
Jordan: Yeah, I know, your face was red
Louis: shut up
Louis: I'm sorry
Louis: No, I said sorry
Jordan: 'I was only joking babe'
Louis: Are you gonna quote everything I say?
Jordan: you'll just have to wait and find out
Jordan: Well I'm gonna go to bed now, bye
Louis: Goodnight love
Louis: Morning lovely
Jordan: yep, you?
Louis: not really
Louis: So um what's shaking bacon?
Jordan: I don't know
Louis: Haha, okay, I will admit that was terrible
Louis: What'd you dream about?
Jordan: A talking lobster going to the store and yelling "Lances, raise" to all the raw Turkey
Louis: Haha, odd
Jordan: I blame Bob's Burgers
Louis: Okay then
Jordan: What did u dream about?
Jordan: Awe, really?
Jordan: Your dream sounds better than mine, mainly 'cause I'm in it ;)
Louis: Haha you're so adorable
Jordan: What? I like my face
Louis: tell me
Jordan: I was gonna say I sound like Zayn in fanfics
Louis: Don't mention his name in my presence
Jordan: Now do you see why I said 'Nevermind' ?
Jordan: We should call Zayn 'The One Who Shall Not Be Named' like from Harry Potter
Louis: Or shaved ice
Louis: 'Cause he shaved his head again
Jordan: Okay, it's better than 'Hair Gel'
Jordan: Who are you calling 'weirdo'? Weirdo
Jordan: Yeah? Well you're a buttface
Louis: You wish
Jordan: Stop that
Louis: Whoa, jk bro, jk
Jordan: What. The. Bloody. Hell?
Louis: I don't know, okay?
Jordan: Bye bye Tomlinson
Louis: Stop ending our convos like that
Jordan: You know you love it
Louis: Don't go
Jordan: I have to, but I'll talk to you later tho
Louis: Okay bye
"I love you" I whispered to the phone
"Why can't I just hold her in my arms tonight? Keep her heart from breaking? Hold her when she's sad or when she just wants to cuddle? Kiss her forehead when she falls asleep in my arms? Kiss her nose to make her giggle?" I asked then I threw the lamp at the wall
"Fuck my life" I yelled as I punched the wall, my knuckles started to hurt, I looked down and saw that my hand was bleeding
Poor Louie, he's just a frustrated, handsome, idiot in love lol