Drunken Karaoke [ENTRY FOR THE ROCKIN' LYRICS COMPETITION]

Tony Stark throws a party, and all the Avengers turn up, even Thor who came dragging his unwilling brother along with him. When the unlikely group get drunk, and the karaoke machine comes out, who knows what might happen? (Rated Yellow for drunk people and some not exactly elementary school appropriate lyrics. Let me know if you think the rating should change and I'll fix it accordingly.) *~* THIS IS MY ENTRY FOR THE ROCKIN' LYRICS COMPETITION, SO PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE LIKE, FAVOURITE, AND COMMENT! I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT, THANK YOU IN ADVANCE! *~*

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1. Drunken Karaoke (An Avengers/FrostIron/Toki/Lony One-shot)

The Avengers were having a party and everyone, even Bruce Banner, had showed up. Thor had brought Loki (quite against his will) to join in the fun. Thor was determined to make his brother love Midgard and it's customs as much as he did, and Loki was determined to hate everything. When the party was in full swing, and everyone drunk, Tony had brought out the Karaoke machine. Everyone aside from Loki had a go, they found that Natasha and Steve were surprisingly good singers.

After a very drunk Tony began to destroy nearly every one-hit wonder ever made with his awful drunken singing, everyone was either returned to their own private rooms, or passed out somewhere in the room. Finally, Tony decided to end his onslaught of off-key parodies and pass of the microphone. 

"Give 'er a go reindeer games," he slurred as he pushed the microphone into Loki's hands before stumbling his way back to his seat next to a passed out Thor.

Loki looked at the microphone in his hands and grinned. He had an idea, an idea he wasn't going to let go to waste. Getting up, he slowly made his way to the karaoke machine and picked a song, a mischievous grin on his face all the while. Tony watched, surprised that the vain god had agreed to do this. Then as the music started, Tony knew why he had agreed.

"Let's have some fun,

This beat is sick,

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick," Loki sang, looking Tony dead in the eyes.

"Let's have some fun.

This beat is sick,

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick," he continued to sing, and much to Tony's shock, began to dance.

"I wanna kiss you,

But if I do then I might miss you babe," Was what Loki was doing with his hips even legal?

"It's complicated and stupid,

Got my ass squeezed by sexy Cupid," Tony wouldn't mind squeezing that ass himself.

"Guess he wants to play,

Wants to play,

Wants to play,

A love game,

A love game," he certainly wanted to play.

"Hold me and love me,

Just wanna touch you for a minute,

Maybe three seconds is enough for my heart to quit?" Tony was starting to fear his heart might quit.

"Let's have some fun,

This beat is sick,

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick,

Don't think too much just bust that kick,

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick," Tony had never in his life been so grateful for Thor's ability to sleep through anything, he could just imagine how much pain he would be in if Thor knew what Tony was thinking about his younger brother.

"Let's play a love game, 

Play a love game, 

Do you want love or do you want fame?

Are you in the game?

Dans le love game*?" Loki made French the sexiest thing on earth.

"I'm on a mission,

And it involves some heavy touchin' yeah,

You've indicated your interest,

I'm educated in sex, yes,

And now I want it bad,

Want it bad,

A love game,

A love game," Loki continued to sing, and just when Tony thought it couldn't get any better, it did.

"I can see you staring there from across the block,

With a smile on your mouth and your hand on your huh!

The story of us, it always starts the same, with a boy and a god and a huh and a game!

And a game,

And a game,

And a game,

A love game!" Damn could that god dance!

Once he had finished, Loki gently place the microphone on the table before turning to with a grin. "Like what you see?"

"Are you the god of song and dance, or was that just magic?" Tony asked, watching Loki walk towards him.

Loki chuckled, "That would be Bragi, and I assure you it was real. So I am going to ask again; do you like what you see?"

Tony pulled the god onto his lap and kissed him.

Loki's smirk widened. "So that was a yes then?"

 

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*Dans le love game is the actual lyrics, though most karaoke versions will say 'doin' the love game' to make things easier for people who can't pronounce/don't speak french. Dans le love game is french for 'In the lovegame'.

 

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