So, once apon a time when there was such things as an Austrailian sniper, or a Boston boy who can double jump, and weird French shapeshifters, these odd occurances all happened.
Scout; Ayyyyy, Ugmmm, SNIPER!! when are we gonna get to Ms.Pauling?
Sniper: Aghh, piss, Scout just get over it
Scout: C'mon Sniper!, we have to go!!!
Sniper: Fine Scout, If you guys have any children. We are not helping.
Scout: Spy!, what do you think about this!
Spy: Scout don't do this, you have not even proposed to her yet!
Scout: Im going to do dat first thennnnnnnnnnnnn kids will be made, ya'know?
Sniper:*Stops car* Scout get out if your serious, then walk to her.
Scout:*gets out of car* Fine suit yourselves!
Sniper:*Drives Away* Hey, ugmmm, Spy?
Spy: What do you want?
Sniper: Can i have one of your cigarettes?
Sniper: Why not you French fool!
Spy: Exactly what you just said.
Sniper: Sorry, mate.
Sniper: Spy, can you get that?
Sniper: SCOUT!!!! Where are you!!
Scout:*sees Sniper through intercom* Im at the BLU base! I need help, quick! *Gets hit in the head by a soldiers shovel*
Spy: OH, MY, GOD! We will be there Scout!!!!
Sniper:*Hangs up and calls RED team*
Sniper: Scouts been captured by the BLU team!
Soldier:*Through intercom* Is he ok?!!??!!
Scout:*comes out from the roof of the truck* Ha!, you guys fell for it!
Sniper: *reaches for his gun*
Spy: No! Sniper!
Sniper: Scout, Don't do that again or i will tell Heavy to sit on you!
Heavy:*Through Intercom* Vat you say avout me!
Spy: Well that was close.
Sniper: Yeah, it was mate.
Spy: I am not one of your so called "Mates" Sniper, go back to your poor kangaroo family!
Sniper: Spy, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY MINIVAN!
Spy: Suit yourself, Sniper.
Sniper: Ok, Bye you poor French Motherfucker
Coming soon------------------------------------------------------------> Part 2, Spy's Disapperence