X-men x Avengers x Me


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1. The Prank

+Lizzy created a chat room

+Lizzy added Tony, Steve, Loki, Thor, Natasha, Clint, and Bruce.

Tony: Lizzy, what's up?

Loki: yes, last time you made a group chat was... interesting...

Clint: *shudders*

Lizzy: Well, team of weirdoes, I was thinking...

Steve: Oh no.

Lizzy: ahem. I was thinking we should do something... you know, as a group?

Thor: WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING LADY LIZZY?

Bruce: Thor...

Thor: Apologies.

Lizzy: I thought we could gang up and go on a pranking spree?

Tony: YES!

Clint: YES!

Steve: No.

Bruce: you're kidding me.

Thor: SOUNDS LIKE GREAT FUN!

Loki: I might be intrigued.

Natasha: Explain

Lizzy: Well, I was talking with an old friend, and-

Tony: Who is this 'old friend?'

Lizzy: It may or may not be Logan from the X-men

Tony: THAT guy?

Lizzy: shoosh. He was grumbling about how boring the team was, so I suggested something to... lighten them up, and he was okay with it.

Bruce: I want no part of this.

Steve: Want to work on that experiment?

Bruce: sure

-Steve has left the chat.

-Bruce has left the chat.

Clint: What?

Loki: don't even want to know.

+Lizzy has added Logan, Remy and Jubilee to the chat.

Logan: I brought the most irritating people I could find.

Jubilee: Hey!

Tony: Logan

Logan: Tony.

Clint: OOOOH we got some TENSION!

Loki: Bird, you would be wise to shut up.

Lizzy: Okay, guys, here's the plan.

+Group call.

-Call ended, duration: 10 minutes

+Lizzy has added Bruce, Steve, Fury, Coulson, and Maria

+Logan has added Storm, Scott, Jean, Rouge, and Hank

Logan: ...

+Logan has added Xavier

Fury: This had better be important.

Xavier: Agreed, we resume classes soon.

Tony: Don't worry guys! It'll all be over soon.

Scott: Oh no

Steve: oh no

Lizzy: (one... two... three...)

Clint: Hello, my name is Clint Barton, and I have never aimed, I always guess where my arrows go.

Coulson: what?

Jubilee: Hey! I'm Jubilation Lee, and I have never read a book in my life!

Xavier: Jubilee!

Tony: My name is Anthony Stark, and I am drunk for all Avengers meetings.

Bruce: Tony! What?

Thor: I AM THOR ODINSON! AND I *SNIFF* HATE POPTARTS!

Steve: Okay, what's going on?

Loki: I am Loki Laufeyson and I am still evil and I killed my father and am rightful ruler of Asguard.

Maria: Security! Get this son of a bitch back in his cell!

Remy: I am Remy LeBeau and I am having an affair.

Rouge: DAMN YOU CAJUN! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET IT!

Lizzy: I am Lizzy Howie and I am clinically insane!

Fury: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BE MURDERED!

Logan: I am Logan Howlett and I have stolen every one of Scott's cars.

Scott: not even surprised anymore

Natasha: I am Natasha Romanoff... and this was all a prank.

Rouge: ...

Xavier: ...

Steve: ...

Bruce: ...

Hank: ...

Fury: ...

Maria: ... call off security

Coulson: ...

Scott: ...

Jean: ...

Storm: Typical.

Fury: everyone down to my office... NOW!

Xavier: Same with you three!

Tony: CODE F CODE F! RUN!

-Lizzy has left the chat

-Tony has left the chat

-Natasha has left the chat

-Logan has left the chat

-Remy has left the chat

-Jubilee has left the chat

-Clint has left the chat

Thor: you are a trickster brother!

Loki: I wasn't joking.

Thor: LOKI!

Loki: crap

-Loki has left the chat

-Thor has left the chat

Fury: ... we still on for the meeting tomorrow?

Xavier: yes.

-Fury has shut down the chat room-

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