Lord Voldemort And The I-Just-Got-Wrecked

Lord Voldemort's perspective of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." Mostly played for laughs. Enjoy!

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1. Dear Diary

Dear Diary,

It's been a really messed-up decade. Ever since I went to kill Harry Potter, I had been a ghost, living off snakes in Albania just to stay in good check. How can i kill Mudbloods and clean up the Wizarding World if I don't even have a body? It's been miserable.

But now, things have changed. I met a super-gullible wizard named Professor Quirrell. I follow him around as he furfills the evil work of the Death Eaters.

Quirrell. The more I think about him, the more I want to puke. He's a stuttering idiot, but he's all I've got, so I'm content. After all, he found me and brought me to Hogwarts. So I can handle it.

Anyway, we're on for stealing the Philosopher's Stone from Gringotts. Let's do some real damage now!

Sweet dreams of genecide and Pure-bloods,

Tom Marvolo Riddle

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