Dear fucking diary

Dear fucking dairy.

The day I was born, my mom died...
Not really, but to me she died. And you may ask "why?" To bad for you I ain't gonna tell you. I know I sound like a bitch, and it's because I'm a bitch. Don't judge me, it's my first time... writing a dairy. I'm so hot when you look at me you need sunglasses. Just kidding you need sunglasses because I'm so ugly... But I have a great personality, just Kidding I'm fucked as fucked. Now you know pretty much everything about me or.... Not. I get that I'm lonely, I don't need friends, who needs friends?(I do)







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Dear fucking diary.

The day I was born, my mom died...

Not really, but to me she died. And you may ask "why?" To bad for you I ain't gonna tell you. I know I sound like a bitch, and it's because I'm a bitch. Don't judge me, it's my first time... writing a dairy. I'm so hot when you look at me you need sunglasses. Just kidding you need sunglasses because I'm so ugly... But I have a great personality, just Kidding I'm fucked as fucked. Now you know pretty much everything about me or.... Not. I get that I'm lonely, I don't need friends, who needs friends?(I do)

I'm sitting in math class right now and I'm writing in you because I'm bored. I know I'm a badass, Or just lonely. Oh shit, oh shit, I think my math teacher just saw me. Why do I keep writing? Stop stop! Oh I'm so screwed! Maybe it's a good thing? Oh he just walked past me, it's because I'm invisible, it's my superpower. Oh.. That's why I don't have ANY friends.. But at least I'm funny right? RIGHT? Oh did I say that out loud? Okay just keep it cool, like no ones watching. Just take a sip of your water, nice and slowly... Fuck I just spilled my water all over myself, great now everyone is laughing at me. Where's my superpowers when I need them? But they think I'm funny now or not...

Sorry I haven't been writing, my teacher took you. Now you're probably covered in the grease from the chicken he always eats at lunch. Damn you KFC and your delicious fried chicken! Oh no my dead mom just came home, maybe I should go down and say hello, but then again she's dead (for me). I could go down and show her my new knife, but then the police would ask: " so she committed suicide?" "Yup that's my mom!"

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