SAO: The real story

Right away, I check my inventory for something new. Nothing. Not even a welcome present? As I looked around, I saw so many people! I wanted to start a party or make a friend. Then I realized, I was alone. I came in here alone. 

Right away, I bought my first sword. Of course, at first you get a sword to start off the game. After that, I ran off and came across this stand. "FRRREEEE CLOKES! BUY ONE NOW BEFORE WE SELL OUT!" A man said. Yay! I ran over there and got one. I put it on, and fell in love with it. After that I went out of the town to defeat my first monster. 

I ran past every shop and everything was amazing. As I left the town, I then realized that my dinner was ready! "Crap. I have to log out now or my food will be cold! I'm coming mom!" I swipe for my menu, and I click on the log out button. Nothing's happening, is this a bug? I shook it off and decided to try it again just in case. Nothing... What if this isn't a bug? Okay Asuna, relax. It's fine! The game masters are probably freaking out. They'll fix it in sec-- my thoughts stopped when a bell rang, over and over and over again. All the sudden, I was transported to the main court.