Why Star Wars Is Better Than Harry Potter

We may not have a lightning scar or a geeky hero, but we have stuff even better. Why Star Wars is better than Harry Potter. Any Potterheads who might take offense to this, you've been warned.

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18. Titles and Covers

Every single title and cover image relates to the Star Wars episode.

Whereas in Harry Potter, here was my analysis before I even gave a crap about the series...

The Philosopher's Stone: Oh, there's a teenage philosopher searching out a stone for a witch. Seems legit.

The Chamber Of Secrets: WTH is this about? Is the secret merely a phoenix that can guide children across the chamber?

The Prisoner Of Azkaban: Is this a prison? Or a tower? Is the guy on the top a madman or a criminal? Who's riding this oversized bird with Harry? Impossible to tell.

The Goblet Of Fire: So...there's a goblet...and Harry, happy to surround himself with friends who are older and stranger than him. And he's about to break his stick on a spiky terrain.

The Order Of The Phoenix: Is Harry trying to mess up a Hakunnah celebration in progress?

The Half-Blood Prince: Who's this old man? Is he a Prince? And why are they staring down at a potion made half blood and half something else?

The Deathly Hallows: WTF is Harry doing? Waving his stick over his head in Greece? And since when was holy deathly?

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