Why Star Wars Is Better Than Harry Potter

We may not have a lightning scar or a geeky hero, but we have stuff even better. Why Star Wars is better than Harry Potter. Any Potterheads who might take offense to this, you've been warned.

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Once upon a time, there was a boy (Luke, Harry) whose parents died (Anakin and Padme, Lily and James), prompting authorities (Yoda and Bail, Dumbledore and McGonagall) to raise him with his aunt and uncle (Beru and Owen, Petunia and Vernon). He wasn't happy there. And then an odd stranger with a beard (Ben, Hagrid) tells the boy he has special powers (the Force, magic) and invites him to attend a special school (Jedi Temple, Hogwarts). The boy agrees. The bearded stranger does a small chunk of their training (Millennium Falcon training session, Care For Magical Creatures.) The boy also fell in love with someone he wasn't intending to fall for (Mara and Ginny, instead of Leia and Hermione).

J.K. didn't even change Padme dying when Luke was a baby! And critics say she's creative. #unamused

Thank goodness Hermione isn't secretly Harry's twin sister.

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