Why Star Wars Is Better Than Harry Potter

We may not have a lightning scar or a geeky hero, but we have stuff even better. Why Star Wars is better than Harry Potter. Any Potterheads who might take offense to this, you've been warned.


22. Plots

To summarize Star Wars would be extremely hard. Each element symbolizes something important. But I can summarize each Harry Potter book in a sentence:

The Philosopher's Stone: Harry goes to school in a castle, meets two social outcasts, and fights a bald guy who loves to stutter.

The Chamber Of Secrets: Harry comes back to the castle, meets an elf, and fights a CGI diary.

The Prisoner Of Azkaban: Harry comes back and fights off stalkers trying to kiss him.

The Goblet Of Fire: Harry is forced to save Ron, navigate a maze, and escape a noseless freak.

The Order Of The Phoenix: Fat tyrant replaces Yoda ripoff, Harry strives to convince people that the same noseless freak is back.

The Half-Blood Prince: Love blossoms and Harry reads a textbook.

The Deathly Hallows: Harry and his friends go camping, then return to Hogwarts for a stick fight. All is well.

Some plot, that is.

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