Why Star Wars Is Better Than Harry Potter

We may not have a lightning scar or a geeky hero, but we have stuff even better. Why Star Wars is better than Harry Potter. Any Potterheads who might take offense to this, you've been warned.

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37. Jedi Temple vs. Hogwarts

First of all, what kind of a name is Hogwarts??? What's your street? Pig Street? Zit Avenue?

A clichéd castle teaching kids to use sticks to solve their problems. Whereas we have a grand tower, unusual foods, science fairs, and best of all, lightsaber training!

And no, sticks are not lightsabers. Whereas you might say:

FANGIRLING POTTERHEAD: But the Jedi Temple is translation for "Jedai Geki house of God." How does that add up? And Hermione is so sweet, she wouldn't hurt anyone. Unlike Leia, who has murdered stormtroopers.

CORRECTIONS:

1. George Lucas got the name Jedi from Jedai Geki, but that doesn't give them anything in common. The Jedi Temple is a building standing out amid Coruscant that teaches kids to use the Force and use lightsabers instead of guns.

2. Hermione has hurt people before. She punched Draco, zapped Ron, and sent a pile of rubble on Scabior. Need I go on?

JUDGE: Hermione Granger, you have been convicted of crimes to Purebloods, including punches, being an imposter, and use of magic inside the corridors to hurt a student. I call this assault! *raps table*

Umbridge sees this and picks another fight with centaurs, is killed this time and cheers erupt from Potterheads and Star Wars geeks alike. And then Snape cries like a bastard (oh, wait, he is one) and they lived happily ever after.

 

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