Why Star Wars Is Better Than Harry Potter

We may not have a lightning scar or a geeky hero, but we have stuff even better. Why Star Wars is better than Harry Potter. Any Potterheads who might take offense to this, you've been warned.

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24. Harry Loves Sticks

Character's problem solving skills. Find the odd one out:

Qui-Gon Jinn: Uses a glowing lightsaber and attempts at diplomacy, even with robots.

Padme Amidala: Can't bash a droid? Use a blaster. Can't kill an alien monster? Use a chain. Can't bring Vader back? Still be optimistic.

Princess Leia: Can't burst free? Use a chain. Can't get a boy to stop hitting on you? Use words. Can't take out a stormtrooper? Use a blaster.

Harry Potter: Can't fly? Use a stick. His noselessness beckons? Use a stick. Sirius dies? Use a stick. Inferi attack you? Use a stick. Flying stalkers swoop in? Use a stick.

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