Why Star Wars Is Better Than Harry Potter

We may not have a lightning scar or a geeky hero, but we have stuff even better. Why Star Wars is better than Harry Potter. Any Potterheads who might take offense to this, you've been warned.

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92. 20 Things HP Taught Us (With A Few Reactions)

1. Talk to strangers and listen to their advice, even if that advice is to ram into a wall.

2. Get involved in everything, from Dobby to Buckbeak.

3. Only luck will pull you through. In other words, gambling is OK.

4. Sticks make the world go round.

5. Punching your peers (Malfoy, cough, cough) is memorable.

6. Never mind your own business. It's so last year.

7. Make a memorable moment by zapping your master.

8. There's more than 3 strikes before you're out.

9. Kill yourself to achieve an obsessive goal.

10. Racism and "blood purity" are valid in obsessing over.

11. Kill your friend if he asks you to. It's not like you're going to get in trouble with the law.

12. Neville isn't the Chosen One. Because only Mr. Main-Character-Person gets that honor.

13. After death, retards become vampires with sparkling abilities. Sounds legit.

14. If you can beat a troll, then being a know-it-all and annoying everyone is justified.

15. If someone throws a book at you, flood the bathroom.

16. The only way to prove you love someone is to join the dark side.

17. Only main-character-people matter.

18. If you stab a venomous creature, the blade will make you impenetrable. Because...screw physics.

19. If you're in love with a member of the light side, all your evil deeds will be justified. Does that mean Frollo loving Esmerelda renders him a good guy?

And most importantly...

20. There's no OWL Post on Sundays.

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