TIPS FOR EVERYONE!! (Giving to you by Skyler)

These are useful tips you WILL need to know.


1. Zombie apocalypse Tips part one!

So these are tips for the zombie apocalypse, and I know what you're thinking.

'Skyler, the zombie apocalypse won't happen.'

'Sky, Zombies aren't real.'

'Sky, y u actin' so cray cray?'


In fact! here is a scientific reason the zombie apocalypse could happen.

Ever heard of Mad Cow Disease? No? This is what it does.

It attacks the cow's spinal cord and brain, turning it into a stumbling, mindless attack cow.

And, when humans eat the meat ... Let's just say..... We're all doomed.

How it can result in zombies:
 When Mad Cow gets in humans, they call it Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease. Check out the symptoms:
Changes in gait (walking)
Lack of coordination (for example, stumbling and falling)
Muscle twitching
Myoclonic jerks or seizures
Rapidly developing delirium or dementia

Sure, the disease is rare (though maybe not as rare as we think) and the afflicted aren't known to chase after people in murderous mobs. Yet.

But, it proves widespread brain infections of the Rage variety are just a matter of waiting for the right disease to come along.

Chances this could cause a zombie apocalypse:
 If the whole sudden, mindless violence idea seems far-fetched, remember that you are just one brain chemical (serotonin) away from turning into a mindless killing machine (they've tested it by putting rats in Deathmatch-style cages and watching them turn on each other). All it would take is a disease that destroys the brain's ability to absorb that one chemical.

So, imagine such an evolved disease, which we'll call Super Mad Cow (or, Madder Cow) getting a foothold through the food supply. Say this disease spreads through blood-on-blood contact, or saliva-on-blood contact. Now you have a Rage-type virus that can be transmitted with a bite.


 With one bite, you're suddenly the worst kind of zombie:

A fast zombie.


See! It could happen! So you need to know how to survive!

So lets get started, shall we?

What to bring:

A backpack, or duffle bag. Obviously you need to have a bag. I don't think I need to explain this.

Food and water. You defiantly need food and water, But here's a tip about what you bring, and how to use it wisely.

Eat the food that expirers first, Because, it expirers......... yeah.

Clothes. You obviously need to bring clothes, also, if you can bring clothes that are bigger than you. But bring too much, you don't want you're bag to be 100 pounds!

First aid kit. You HAVE to have a first aid kit, you'll never know when you or you're family or friends will get hurt.

And weapons. You defiantly need weapons.


I say you use a car. For me, I say use a mini van, what? it has a lot of space.

Don't use something with noise! I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE!!!


And that's all for now, bye!!!



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