How Each Harry Potter Book/Film Could Have Ended

Hilarious alternate endings for all 8 films.


3. The Prisoner of Azkaban

During the third trip to Hogwarts, Harry started looking for Ron and Hermione. However, he couldn't find them. He didn't find Rebecca on the train either. Well, she's a Muggle. Duh... Then he started looking for Romilda Vane instead.

He found her, but she was sitting with Pansy. "Gosh, dang it," he muttered. Eventually, he found Nicki Manaj, only this time Gellert Grindelwald, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, and Toby Keith were there as well.

"Come, this is still the celebrity booth," said Nicki.

Harry went inside and took his seat. They sat in silence until the trolley woman found them. "Anything from the trolley?"

"Yes," said Harry. "A chocolate frog, please."

"And every-flavor beans for me," said Taylor.

"What she said," Katy replied.

"Do you have anything in a Red Solo Cup?" Toby asked.

"Sorry, but we don't," she said. "But we have licorice wands."

"Sure," said Toby.

"And you, Nicki?"

Suddenly, Voldemort walked in with some news for the entire train. "Miley Cyrus is dead!" he shouted. Several people laughed, and a few grimaced. Voldemort joined the laughter briefly, then said, "And now, it is time to declare yourselves." He looked over. "Why is Nicki Manaj, Taylor Swift, Toby Keith, and Katy Perry here? The Dark Lord does not approve! Get off, or the Killing Curse will fell you all!"

They did. Voldemort joined Harry in the compartment. "Harry...I'm--I'm--" He began to weep. Before Harry could reply, he Disapparated.

At Hogwarts, the students learned several spells and Potions. Harry even learned the Patronus charm solo. But at the end of the year, he chased Ron into the Shrieking Shack, and was shocked to see not only Ron was there, but Grindelwald and the popstars from the Hogwarts train too.

A moment later, Umbridge and Voldemort stepped inside.

"If you want to kill Harry and the celebrities, you'll have to kill me too!"

"No," said Umbridge. "Only one will die tonight."

"Then it'll be you!" Voldemort said. "Sectumsempra!" A sword fired from his wand and knocked Umbridge cold. A gash was visible on her chest.

Voldemort turned to the others. "I'm sorry for killing your parents, Harry," he said. "And for being such an evil bloke. Can you ever forgive me?"

"We forgive you," said Harry.

"And now," Voldemort continued, "I hereby pledge myself a rogue. I am not for evil, nor am I for good. But I would delight in taking these Muggles home." He waved his wand, and Katy, Toby, Taylor, and Nicki all appeared in their homes. Another wave, and Harry, Ron, and Hermione reappeared at Hogwarts.

"What the heck?" Hermione said upon reappearing at the top of the Great Staircase.

"That was so awkward," seconded Harry.

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