we'll never be royals they say


4. fuckboys



Lets all be honest here and start by admitting that we all had crushes on at least one fuckboy before we actually got to know that they were a fuckboy. I'm am one hundred percent guilty. Fuckboys are the reason why girls have trust issues with guys because we don't know if they're a fuckboy or not. If any of you are reading this and don't know what a fuckboy is, here's a life saver straight from urban dictionary:


Fuckboy: A manipulating dick who does whatever it takes to benefit him, regardless of who he screws over. They will screw over anyone and everyone as long they get what they want.


So, now that we got that covered that a fuckboy is literally a boy who wants sex and only sex from girls, lets move on. 


| How To Spot A Fuckboy | 

When a boy that looks like his hair look like his hand went through it and stays there. That's the main signal of a fuck boy from the looks. Another main one is that they will be wearing things like:

• hoodies/north face/columbia

• nike elite socks

• skinny khakis that don't stick to them, but are still fucking skinny

• vans/sperrys


Those will be worn at the same time, which will be signaling that they are a fuckboy. Also, another obvious trait is that they are always talking to a girl. No matter what girl it is, if she got a vagina, he will be talking to her. Y'all are probably like, "Oh! She said the V word." Damn right I said the V word. This is rated an R book. I warned you ahead of time. So, if you said that, you aren't mature enough to be reading this so, get the fuck off of this book and read a book like Hogwarts.

Anyways, (sorry for the sass) fuckboys are bad and that's how you spot them. If they come up to you and start up a conversation, great, and if they start flirting with you, great, but if they start touching you better get the fuck out. Oh, and they will have almost everyone's phone number on their phone.


| How To Avoid Fuckboys | 

If y'all start hanging out, that's fine, but just don't (under any circumstances) get close with them at parties. If you're at a party and you see a fuckboy drunk, turn around and find a group or just leave because being at a party with a bunch of drunk people is bad anyways, and being at a party with a drunk fuckboy is worse. It's very bad. So yeah, if you see a drunk fuckboy and you're friends with him say bye to the party.

If a fuckboy is texting you again and again about wanting to be with you, all you have to do is turn off the phone and then say that you fell asleep the next day because fuckboys literally only text at night. I don't know why, but all the ones that I know only text at night. They don't anymore, but let's move on shall we. I followed my rules and I don't have to deal with their asses anymore. Blessed.

If a fuckboy is talking to you, just say you got better things to do, or just say that you have a test to study for a class that you're failing. Works every time for me except that I'm not failing any, so if you're like me then just say that you're at the verge of dropping a letter grade and you need to study for a test to make sure that doesn't happen.


So yeah. That's all the advice about fuckboys that I can give you right now, but there'll probably be another chapter because some people make mistakes without knowing that they're a fuckboy until it's too late and they're already in. That'll be another chapter. Most of you will probably have known most of this stuff because these are just the basics, but this is just the beginning. Most of you will probably already have ways of avoiding fuckboys, and that's great (good for you). You can comment down below on how you handle fuckboys by hashtagging that down below.


So, good luck with the fuckboys in this world!



Comment down below any other tips or guides that you want me to do, and if this tip/guide that I just posted helped you in any way and tell me about the results. If it doesn't work out... I'm sorry in advance. Again, this is how I got through this certain problem, but it does work for every person that I told these hints to so if it doesn't work out... then please tell me about it by commenting and I'll help you out as much as I can.

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