*You were added to a group chat with 4 other people*
Me: how the fuck did you get my number
AshyKnees: who the fuck are you?
MickeyMouse: OHHH BURN
Me: Hood u better fuckin answer me before I chop all your little friends little dicks off
Me: Try Me
AshyKnees: Baby, I hate to break it to you but my dick is bigger than the empire state building
MickyMouse: Mhm Gurl...
Me: Yeah, and I can lick my elbow. 😱😱
Me: Oh, I thought we were stating impossible things.
MickeyMouse: I'm DYING
HoodBabe: No your not, I'm right next to you, your still alive.
LuckyCharms- You have a salty gf Calum
Me: We are not together.
HoodBabe: Yes We Are
Me:No we are not
Me: See your sooooo annoying that all your friends left
HoodBabe: Wasn't my fault
Me: Shut the fuck up. Hella annoying 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒