...34 minutes later...
"So you rather sit around rather than going out and socializing?" Q's voice came out of no where.
I jump up turning around afraid.
"Q!" I shout. "That is not fair sneaking up on me like that."
Q is leaning against the wall.
"Your life is boring again," Q said. "I thought you wanted to have fun."
"Course I do," I said. "But I ain't gonna be here for long."
"Riight," Q said. "A week."
"Five days is a week," I said.
"7 days and you get a weekend," Q said.
"I use to look forward to Fridays," I said. "But now I dread it."
"I saw something in you and I would hate for you to lose that," Q said. "Perhaps it is time they see it too."
I frown turning off the datapad then get up.
"Are you responsible for the engineering problem?" I ask
"Maybe it is or maybe not," Q said. "I am not the type interested in engineering."
"Right," I said. "I remember that one episode where you became human. In fact I turned off the TV at the scene where these random musical guys were playing and headed right to bed after changing my--" I stop myself. "...Damn it."
"Your what?" Q asks.
"You are a man and men get uncomfortable," I said, keeping my cool.
"I am not human as you were," Q said.
"I am a woman," I said. "Woman have their cycles."
"Oh," Q said. "Cycles?"
I stare at the man who claimed to be godly and such--which was proven false in Deja Q--leanin against the wall.
"I had to change my pad and put on a nighttime pad," I said.
"Why?" Q asks.
"Because every so often during the month blood comes out of my butt," I said. "My human butt. It is how the woman's body gets....You know, look this up if you are so interested!"
"Ah," Q said. "I picked you up while you were on your cycle."
"YES, DAMN IT!" I said.
"That is a first," Q said, taking his back off the wall.
"I suppose your kind doesn't have what we have," I said.
"You are correct," Q said.
"Lucky butt," I said.
Q approaches me.
"You are going to show your colors," Q said. "And I will make sure people will see that."
I frown back at him.
"What do you see in me?" I ask.
"From your activity online; a loyal friend," Q said, then he snaps his fingers and he is gone in a flash of light.