6. "Life isn't fair" (A guest appearance from pam and paul)
Lauren got pretty emotional during this chapter, and you could understand why.
Pam and Paul are involved, Lorens legal guardians.
Lorn doesn't always use this one, but when she does, you can spot her from a mile away.
Andra, Olive, and Loren had made up a plan where if they all went to a party together, and got separated, one would yell a problem, and you would be able to hear lauren creaming herself with the words, "LIFE ISNT FAIR!"
Thus, you find her in the corner, reading Larry smut.
EXAMPLE: "LATREN TFRES IAM SP ROFL"
loren: "I understand that sentence completely, I can read teenage fangirl Olive and Sandra. who is it about."
"IT I CANT BC SDOAK LIVES ALL THE WAY IN ANOTHER COUNTRY AND THERE IS NO THEO MENY"
loren: "Well, life isn't fair guys." *Takes out a wad of poorly drawn fake cash by her little sister Melanie, and makes it rain*
*loren looks at the camera as pixelated sunglasses slowly move onto her face* "#laurenslays"