1. In The Beggining
Once upon a time a Watermelon and a Nut fell in love! The Watermelon was a crazy nutjob and the Nut was a sweet melon seed!
The Watermelon and the Nut went on a date to the Pigsty Restaurant and started eating their medium-rare bacon. They were halfway through their bacon when a pig came running through and snatched the bacon, shoved it up their asses then opened their mouths and oinked the biggest oink ever!