INT. JEREMY RENT'S OFFICE – DAY
Jeremy Rent is on the phone. It's raining outside.
In Troot, Jeremy Rent the agent is negotiating for his clients. I was an agent once and I was more secret than James Bond.
So that's my client, David Tennant, to play the Riddler in the new Batman mini-series. How much are you offering? (Pause). Well, I'm sorry, but he won't work for less than £2,000. Goodbye!
He slams the phone down.
Dennis Waterman here to see you.
(Presses the button) Excellent, send him in.
Dennis enters with a giant candy floss stick, with lots of candy on it.
Hello! I got you some candy.
That's very nice of you, Den.
Jeremy takes the giant candy floss and it now looks like normal size now. Dennis sits down.
It was a tough journey through the rain!
Well, this will be worth it, because I just had a call from Peter Jackson.
Peter who? From the author, Rick Riordan?
No! That's Percy Jackson. Peter Jackson, the director of The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Heavenly Creatures and King Kong.
(Sighs). Anyway, he's making a spin off to The Lord of the Rings Trilogy called The Adventures
of Tom Bombadil and he wants you to play the title role.
Oh, that's nice. So they want me to star in it, write da feem toon and sing da feem toon?
Oh, no. They got their own music people, who created the wonderful music for the trilogy. They wouldn't want to get rid of them.
I can do better than that!
Evil has taken over the land, do-do-do-do-do
There seems to be no good at hand, do-do-do-do-do
I've got a good idea, just you keep me near
I'd be so good for Middle-Earth!
The rain comes through the roof! Dennis falls off the chair and is floating away out of the room in a flood!