Zodiacs

A book of zodiacs

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23. pick up lines the signs would use

 

 Aries: I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

 Taurus: Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

 Gemini: Why don't we measure the coefficient side of static friction between me and you?

 Cancer: Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry. 

 Leo: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

 Virgo: Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. 

 Libra: Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. 

 Scorpio: Your place or mine?

 Sagittarius: All those curves, and me with no brakes. 

 Capricorn: Hi, I make more money than you can spend. 

 Aquarius: You fascinate me with more than the fundamental theorem of calculus

 Pisces: Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? 

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