23. pick up lines the signs would use
Aries: I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
Taurus: Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Gemini: Why don't we measure the coefficient side of static friction between me and you?
Cancer: Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
Leo: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Virgo: Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Libra: Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Scorpio: Your place or mine?
Sagittarius: All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Capricorn: Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Aquarius: You fascinate me with more than the fundamental theorem of calculus
Pisces: Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?