TV Fanfiction Parodies - Part 2

More hilarious parodies from the same mind that brought you the original.

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10. Slap A Stick On It

(to the tune of Rub Some Bacon On It.)

"9-1-1. What is your emergency?"

"I broke my glasses at Privet Drive accidentally."

"Do you have a stick?"

"A stick?"

"A stick. That's right."

"I got a stick from Ollivander's last night."

"Slap a stick on it."

"What?"

"On your glasses. Just do it. Slap a stick on it."

"That's all there is to it? Occulus Repairo!"

What if I can't fly?

Slap a stick on it.

Dementors stalk me.

Slap a stick on it.

The Dark Lord attacks.

Slap a stick on it.

My friend got vines.

Slap a stick on it.

Ginny won't shut up.

(leaves the desk)

Slap a stick upon it

Slap a stick upon it

Slap a stick upon it

Slap a stick upon it (yeah)

I get trapped by a plant.

Slap a stick on it.

I'm locked out.

Slap a stick on it.

Lucius wants the prophecy.

Slap a stick on it.

Inferi strike!

Slap a stick on it.

There's an awkward silence.

Um...

I reveal how Dumbledore died.

Slap a stick on it.

My arm gets broken.

Slap a stick on it.

My foe won't bow.

Slap a stick on it.

The keys can fly.

Slap a stick on it.

We're visited by Death Eaters.

Slap a stick upon it 

Slap a stick upon it 

Slap a stick upon it (yeah)

"Hi, there. If you're a human, you've probably got problems. Don't worry, just call the Harry Potter hotline. Tell us your problem, and follow our simple advice. It's that easy, and it's completely free. If you're a wizard, that is.

(phone rings)

Oh, here's one right now."

"9-1-1. What is your emergency?"

"Um, hey. Draco and I are in the Astronomy Tower, and he just disarmed me of the Elder Wand. What'll I do?"

"Slap a stick on it."

"Right."

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