Hiccups l.s

Harry was a good kid. He did his homework, he did his chores, he even looked after pets in the animal shelter.

Louis, on the other hand, was the polar opposite. He didn't give a crap about school, helping others or being nice in general. It wasn't his thing. He'd rather smoke behind the bike shed with his mates whilst starring at the girls who passed by.

So one could only imagine what happened when Louis got a text from and unknown number saying
"help, grandma, I've had hiccups for 14 hours straight, I'm scared :("

Harry, the poor little 16 year old was not prepared for what happened next.


Hey! This book is mostly text speech so grammar/spelling is supposed to be bad. I know lots of big wattpad authors have written books like this, however I wanted to try it out :3


2. ungentlemanly

Louis: hey, about them hiccups...


Unknown number: woah what the-????

Louis: didn't that scare the hiccups away?

Unknown number: goodbye

Louis: oi! Wait, did my Mums vagina scare the hiccups tho???

Louis: trust me, it should.

Louis: that things nasty af

Unknown number: for starters, any type of vagina scares me so.

Unknown number: secondly you shouldn't be looking at your mothers Privet lady parts, it's ungentlemanly.

Unknown number: also, goodbye. I'm not going to talk to a weirdo who pretended to be my grandma who is talking about his mums vagina.

Louis: what do you mean vaginas scare you, you've got one. Unless your a gay lad. Lol

Unknown number: ...

Louis: wha?... OH oh ok.

Unknown number: yeah.... Goodbye

Unknown number: don't text again, thank you.


0.0 Louis tut tut tut

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