Some brilliant quotes both funny and true to the heart.
Beware: there is some swearing.


5. Some slightly funnier and true quotes

'I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script'.


'Of course I talk to myself.......    Sometimes I need expert advice'.


'I know the voices in my head aren't real.... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!'.


'Inside my head, I'm an expert flirt. But when the time comes for me to actually flirt, I'm like..... Banana!'.


'If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money I'd just laugh and search with them'.



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