Quotes

Some brilliant quotes both funny and true to the heart.
Beware: there is some swearing.

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7. Quotes

'As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone off is a piece of cake'.

 

'Do you ever write a really long message and about halfway through your like, "you know what, they don't even care" and delete it'.

 

'If I can make at least one person smile or pee their pants a little, my day was not wasted'

 

'When you really want to slap someone, do it and say "mosquito"'.

 

'Real love. What is that? Food?'.

 

 

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