Quotes

Some brilliant quotes both funny and true to the heart.
Beware: there is some swearing.

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'Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free... and three sizes smaller'.

 

'If you say you cooler than me..... Does that make me hotter than you?'.

 

'I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill'.

 

'You say I'm dirty minded.... But, how did you understand what I meant?'.

 

'When a women says "what?", it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said'.

 

 

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