Some brilliant quotes both funny and true to the heart.
Beware: there is some swearing.


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'I dare someone to kidnap me. As soon as my meds wear off... they'll pay me to leave'.


'Revenge? Nah, I'm to lazy. I'm going to sit here and let KARMA fuck you up'.


'If payback is a bitch and revenge is sweet. Then I must be the sweetest bitch you will ever meet'.


'I look in the mirror and I see a unicorn. A badass unicorn,'.


 'You don't have to e crazy to be hang out with me..... I'll train you! :-)'.



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