Some brilliant quotes both funny and true to the heart.
Beware: there is some swearing.


8. More quotes!

'Two old people sitting on a bench, one turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep" and the other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times"'.


'Don't judge me cause I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud'.


'My brain is like The Bermuda Triangle..... Information goes in and it's never found again'.


'My mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can't hear her'.


'Most of the time.... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.

Most of the times.... when you are hurt, nobody feels your pain.

Most of the time.... when you are happy nobody sees your smile.

But when you fart.... just one time....'.

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