Some brilliant quotes both funny and true to the heart.
Beware: there is some swearing.


11. Again

'Don't be afraid to put on a few extra pounds. The heavier the person the harder to kidnap'.


'Remember, if we get caught , you are dear and I don't speak English'.


'I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than other people'.


'I tried to act normal.... Worst 5 minutes of my life'.


'Dear Karma, I have a long list of people you have missed'.


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