Quotes

Some brilliant quotes both funny and true to the heart.
Beware: there is some swearing.

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' I knew it was a dream because the cord to my iPhone was a length that actually made sense'.

 

'I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed, we just sleep together every night'.

 

'People who fall asleep quickly freak me out. I mean don't they have thoughts?'.

 

'I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyles every day'.

 

'I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure'.

 

 

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