The Horror of Hilarious Horror

Here I'll be making fun of lots of horror movies, and maybe making a few funny stories on my own!

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3. Freddy, Michael, And Jason!

*Freddy walks into a bar, meeting Michael Myers and Jason*

Freddy: It's okay guys, you can talk now.

Michael: Jason is still angry at you because of that fight you had with him. I mean, why would you nearly kill your best friend for a stupid movie?

Freddy: I guess I didn't want people to forget me after my sixth movie.

Jason: Are you even sorry?

Freddy: Oh yeah, I forgot to say that.

Jason: And nobody will forget you, they'll always remember 'Welcome to prime time bitch!'.

Michael: I'd never pull a kill like that off. Just like how you will never kill Laurie Strode, because I already did it!

Freddy: Oh yeah? And how many years did that take you?

Michael: Ugh. So... Do you want to take some shots?

Jason: I haven't done that in a awhile, I'll be a bit rusty.

Freddy: Eh, I'm getting to old to be drunk.

Michael: Well, I'm getting old too and this mask is getting hard to breath in.

Freddy: Fine, I'll go order them.

*Freddy orders the shots and then comes back with them*

TO BE CONTINUED!

I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS STUPID SHORT STORY THING!

 

 

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