Oh, ******

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1. Season 1, Episode 2 (Premiere Episode) Parts 1 & 2


 

Oh, ***** is a fictional character from the mind of Chris O.

Opening Act

***** is running arouns the classroom with a pretend knife pretending to stab people, like he usually does

*****: Your Dead!

Kid: Wait, didn't reality kill you first?

OH, *****!

o, o, o, o *****! The ***** Show.

YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

this episode is sponsored by Headaches, You can get them for free from *****!

And now for Mor ***** Jokes.

 

Guy: Yeah, I've known ***** for a couple of years now. He always will try to stab you with scissors. Don't worry, the worst he could do is give you a papercut with those dumb-ass scissors. 

Guy: Uh Oh! ***** tried to choke me. The same way LIFE chokes him every day with crappy jokes.

Guy: Here's ***** talking to a teacher: 

*****: Do you mind if I play some FNAF 4?

Teacher: Okay.

*****:  but also: bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.

(Spongebob Reference) 4 hours later 

*****: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA. oh, schools over.

THE END. 

(APPLAUSE)

 

Before we take a break, its time for 

 

Oh, ***** Pick-up lines  0.000000000000000000000000000001%

working!

 Are you a trumpet? cause you gave ME a trombone r!

Why Spend 5 nights at Freddy's when you can spend 5 nights in my bed?

You must be ice, because I’ve been waiting to pick you up for a long time. - Minecraft 

(APPLAUSE) 

END OF PART 1


 

*Breaking News*

you may remember ***** from the *****-Coat incident, but this may be his worst crime yet. 

This is news on 35 ROFL


 

Reporter: Suspect ***** ***** was found guilty towards the abuse of K*** F*****. Due to *****'s anger towards the destruction of a STUPID FRIKIN PEN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Anyway, ***** will be sentenced to no Call of Duty or FNAF for 15 years.

*****: Oh, come on! 

Reporter: You'll get it back in 15 years. 

*****: It won't be cool by then!

Reporter: Neither will you being a virgin be.

OH!

We'll be right back!

 

The most sexual man in the world (measuring at 9.9)

He gave his father "the talk"

 

Women orgasm at the SITE of him

Hookers pay HIM

He is... The most sexual man in the world.


 

Director: NONONONONO! This is a TV-14 show! Make it cleaner.


 


That's all the time we have now! Join us on Sep. 18th for Episode 3!

Play us out band.

Band: O O O O *****, the ***** show

YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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