Muted Messages

All it took was one wrong number.

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10. 10.

Cally-Wally: I have landeddddd!

Me: Noooooo *sobs incoherently*

Me: Why you leave me in London and go back to Australia?!?!?

Cally-Wally: I didn't want toooooooo! But I have responsibilities and shit.

Cally-Wally: Why don't you come down and visit me?

Me: But... It's really hot in Australia

Me: I like the cold of my London air

Cally-Wally: But there's no meeeeeeeeeee...!

Me: Meh.. There are hot guys to compensate

Cally-Wally: Is that all I am to you, American Horror Story?

Cally-Wally: Just a 'hot guy'?

Me: I swear to God, I am tempted to go to Australia just to kick you in the balls and come back home.

Me: STOP CALLING ME AMERICAN HORROR STORY, YOU DUMB FUCK!

Cally-Wally: American Horror Story, your language

Me: Keep on calling me that and my language won't be the worst thing you'll have to worry about

Cally-Wally: I love when you talk scary to me.

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