Musical Autopsy

In this movella, I will strip a song down to its core and try to decipher its inner meaning, if it has one, and what is wrong with it. Song suggestions welcome. *Update - I only do songs that made one of the billboard charts at some point in time. Thanks!*

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8. Watch Me by Sliento

Song: Watch Me

Artist: Silento

Songwriter(s): Deandre Johnson, Brandon Whitfield, Jalen Ware

Current Billboard Rating: 7

Billboard Peak: 3

Release Date: July 18, 2015

You already know who it is

Sadly, I do.


 Silentó

What is this new thing with pop song rapers saying their name in the some? It just takes self promotion to a whole new level.


 Silentó

Yes, we know who you are.


 Silentó

*sighs*


 Gonna do it for me

 Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
 Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
 Now watch me whip whip
 Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)

I would like to point out that none of these words rhyme.

 

 Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
 Watch me nae nae (Okay!)
 Now watch me whip whip
 Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?)

As If saying the chorus once wasn't enough.

 

 Now watch me

 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh ooh ooh ooh

 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh ooh ooh ooh

We just said the same three words over and over again, and you call yourself and artist. I regret to inform you that a 2-year-old has a larger vocabulary.

 

[x2:]
 Do the stanky leg (stank)
 Do the stanky leg (stank stank)
 Do the stanky leg (stank)
 Do the stanky leg (stank stank)

This looks and sounds like you are farting. It just does.

 

 Now break your legs (break 'em, break 'em)
 Break your legs (break 'em dog)
 Tell 'em "break your legs" (break 'em, break 'em)
 Break your legs (break 'em dog)
 Tell 'em "break your legs" (break 'em, break 'em)
 Break your legs (break 'em dog)
 Tell 'em "break your legs" (break 'em, break 'em)
 Break your legs (break 'em dog)

 Now watch me
 Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop
 Now watch me
 Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop

 Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
 Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
 Now watch me whip whip
 Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)

Third time is a charm right?

 

 Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
 Watch me nae nae (Okay!)
 Now watch me whip whip
 Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?)

I thought it would be less annoying the fourth time. I was wrong.

 

 Now watch me

 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh ooh ooh ooh

 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh ooh ooh ooh

 Now watch me yule
 Now watch me superman
 Now watch me yule
 Now watch me superman

 Now watch me yule
 Now watch me superman
 Now watch me yule
 Now watch me superman

Superman is disappointed.

 

 Now watch me duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff (Hold on)
 Now watch me duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff

 Now watch me
 Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop
 Now watch me
 Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop

 Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
 Now watch me nae nae (Okay!)
 Now watch me whip whip
 Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?)

Maybe this could become some kind of torture.

 

 Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
 Watch me nae nae (Okay!)
 Now watch me whip whip
 Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?)

And six times.

 

 Now watch me

 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh ooh ooh ooh

 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh watch me, watch me
 Ooh ooh ooh ooh
 Crank dat

 

Crank dat? What a deserving ending to this horrible song. This is just bad, and there is no denying it.

This has been Musical Autopsy with Lavern

 

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