I Am Lavern

--Winner of the Dear Diary Competition-- Prepare for rants, opinions, my life, and the general ramblings of an 8th grader (update: 9th grader) who lives in the smack dab middle of South Carolina.


73. 07/16/2016

11:23 PM

Dear Diary,

I'm just gonna ramble. No editing. Not second thoughts. Why? Because I feel like. 

Ready. Set Go. 

I am just so sick of a lot of things lately. Don't ask me why. It'll just be certain things that set me on age. Like, right now my neck really hurts from doing my stupid health class online for the last couple of hours, and I just wanna... ugh. I'm also really frustrated that I cannot come up with the next big story for any of the numerous competitions going on. I just feel like everyone else is so passionate about everything and then there's me, the rising 9th grader listening to her Tyler Oakley Jams playlist on spotify and learning about freakin STDs and why I shouldn't do drugs. Yeah, no duh. Bah. I have so many stories in my drafts that it's just silly. I'll put a couple: Infectious, The Spot, The Tooth Fairy, Sense, Stolen, and New Year's Resolutions. See, I'm not passionate or dedicated. 

This makes no sense, but Ima keep on going. 

Today I just wanna say [insert expletive of your choice] you, health class. I don't [insert another here] give a [one more] about you!


But I do.


Because high school.


I wish I had a cool name like Tyler Oakley. Don't you ever notice that famous people have names that have a ring to 'em? Lindsey Lohan? Justin Bieber? Danney Gokey? Simon Cowel? Freakin' Adele? 

Then there's me. Little ol Lindsay. 

I mean, I guess, if I were to become an artist or writer or whatever'd take me, I'd go by Lavern, but whatever. Lavern Conrath still ain't cool like all those names. Maybe I'll just go by Lavern like Adele or whatever, not that I would ever get THAT famous anyway. 


Literally not sense to be found here. 
Welp, I better return to my stupid, [insert expletive] health class and hope I won't be scarred forever. 


Bye Felicia. 

Lavern <3



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