Confessions from a Girl Named Allison

Things I confess about my life but mostly rants

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Mom: YOUR ROOM IS A MESS

Me: NO MOTHER! MY ROOM IS PERFECT! I KNOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS AND ONE STUPID MOVE I FORGET WHEN MY WALL IS!

Mom: *cleans room*

Me: Thanks Mom, I guess I will have to wake up early to find out where my pants are

Mom: In your bottom drawer like they should be

Me: NO! THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY DRESSER

Mom: *shakes head* What did I do wrong

Me: *starts weeping at clean room*

 

#DontTouchMyRoom

#WhereIsMyFloorAgain?

#ThatsWhatTheFloorLooksLike

#HeyThereIsMyMoneyIGotWhenIWasSix

 

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