Mom: YOUR ROOM IS A MESS
Me: NO MOTHER! MY ROOM IS PERFECT! I KNOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS AND ONE STUPID MOVE I FORGET WHEN MY WALL IS!
Mom: *cleans room*
Me: Thanks Mom, I guess I will have to wake up early to find out where my pants are
Mom: In your bottom drawer like they should be
Me: NO! THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY DRESSER
Mom: *shakes head* What did I do wrong
Me: *starts weeping at clean room*